tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8752459140000368667.post3286879456485231800..comments2023-11-05T13:40:30.590+02:00Comments on Nimicuri: Din ciclul toate mi se întâmplă numai mie- Boşorogul libidinosiuliahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14829809611509181552noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8752459140000368667.post-27404396467234261512010-09-06T15:40:35.480+03:002010-09-06T15:40:35.480+03:00Sunt de acord cu tine si niciodata nu as prefera o...Sunt de acord cu tine si niciodata nu as prefera o femeie de genul asta dar sunt bune si astea. :)<br /><br />O sa pun aici o mica parte dintr-un monolog al lui cris rock la un stand up comedy(nu este exact despre fufe dar poate fi adaptat):<br /><br />Somebody has to take on<br />the monumental responsibility<br />:05:03<br />that the strippers do.<br />:05:05<br />Somebody's gotta do it, somebody has to<br />entertain the married men of America.<br />:05:11<br />Somebody has to do it.<br />:05:14<br />OK? Your wife, you know,<br />your wife will take care of you<br />:05:18<br />but she ain't gonna entertain you.<br />:05:22<br />Give your wife clear heels -<br />"What the fuck is this shit?<br />:05:28<br />"Get this ho shit out my house.<br />:05:30<br />"Now wash your hands so you can eat."Alinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10851759710376137087noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8752459140000368667.post-68585186936887497782010-09-06T15:30:49.741+03:002010-09-06T15:30:49.741+03:00N-am nicio prejudecata legata de relatiile cu barb...N-am nicio prejudecata legata de relatiile cu barbati mai in varsta, dar o femeie care se lasa agatata asa, la semafor, e fufa. Parerea mea!iuliahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14829809611509181552noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8752459140000368667.post-36477599077021571712010-09-06T15:08:39.285+03:002010-09-06T15:08:39.285+03:00Pai are 60 ani, faptul ca are o prezenta feminina ...Pai are 60 ani, faptul ca are o prezenta feminina frumoasa si de 18-25 ani(sper sa nu fie vro gafa dar nu stiu varsta ta) este un lucru mare zic eu, poate vrea sa se si insoare sau doar sa petreaca timpul cu ea.<br /><br />Asa poti sa zici de orice barbat de orice varsta care se duce intr-un club sa agate o "fufa". Nu o agata pentru a discuta "teoria relativitatii a lui einstein","fuziunea la rece" sau geniul lui "Nostradamus" ci tot pentru sex.<br /><br />Cat despre boala, nu sunt chiar asa informat dar cred ca cea mai grava e SIDA nu?, iar virusul HIV are o perioada de incubatie de vro 10 ani nu?<br /><br />Deci oricum doamna cu coasa ii urca scarile spre apartament.<br /><br />Si stiu cel putin o fata care nu pare deloc fufa dar am auzit ca mai iese cu barbati peste 50 de ani.Alinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10851759710376137087noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8752459140000368667.post-19977770898197052162010-09-06T14:16:07.767+03:002010-09-06T14:16:07.767+03:00@Alin- Si care-i castigul pana la urma? Sex cu o f...@Alin- Si care-i castigul pana la urma? Sex cu o fufa? Sau mai stii, poate a castigat vreo boala, ceva :))iuliahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14829809611509181552noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8752459140000368667.post-6762382565187202512010-09-06T14:11:49.115+03:002010-09-06T14:11:49.115+03:00Napoleon Bonaparte: "Victory belongs to the m...Napoleon Bonaparte: "Victory belongs to the most persevering."<br /><br />El a avut ceva de pierdut? Daca intr-o seara cau 30 Ron motorina agata una cred ca a iesit in castig.Alinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10851759710376137087noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8752459140000368667.post-77547905626078666172010-08-12T08:29:02.504+03:002010-08-12T08:29:02.504+03:00@Midsummer- Las ca vezi tu cand ajungi la facultat...@Midsummer- Las ca vezi tu cand ajungi la facultate, in Buc. de exemplu! Te trezesti cu maini peste tot, mai ales daca "indraznesti" sa mergi la piata sau in alte locuri f. aglomerate.iuliahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14829809611509181552noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8752459140000368667.post-91589293568927613342010-08-11T22:47:38.649+03:002010-08-11T22:47:38.649+03:00De-a dreptul jalnic. Alt exemplu de toata frumuset...De-a dreptul jalnic. Alt exemplu de toata frumusetea: eram acum vreo 2-3 ani cu mama pe strada, ne duceam la matusa mea, doi barbati de vreo 30 de ani pe partea cealalta, traverseaza ei ca niste macho-men ce erau si unul dintre ei imi pune mana pe fund, eu copchila proasta incep sa-i indrug vreo doua printre care-i ca-i pedofil. Nesimtitul poate avea nevasta cu copil acasa si pune mana pe fund la pustoaice de 15-16 ani (atat aveam pe atunci) si culmea nesimtirii eram si cu mama...Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00502901393390573924noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8752459140000368667.post-80361003978280898482010-08-11T19:28:16.096+03:002010-08-11T19:28:16.096+03:00@capca1 =)) Mai stii?@capca1 =)) Mai stii?iuliahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14829809611509181552noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8752459140000368667.post-2510282722101295412010-08-11T19:25:27.258+03:002010-08-11T19:25:27.258+03:00las' ca te vaz io, peste 45 de ani, can' a...las' ca te vaz io, peste 45 de ani, can' ai sa merji ca matizache si-ai sa ceri numerele de telefon de la gagii!:p, :))căpcă1https://www.blogger.com/profile/08404864176788144895noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8752459140000368667.post-44508609510329645782010-08-11T19:06:38.654+03:002010-08-11T19:06:38.654+03:00@Mica- Or fi picat mai, dar sa fugaresti femeile p...@Mica- Or fi picat mai, dar sa fugaresti femeile pe strada?!? Cat de insistent poti sa fii?iuliahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14829809611509181552noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8752459140000368667.post-76574912873281391312010-08-11T19:04:27.234+03:002010-08-11T19:04:27.234+03:00WOOW....pe bune? :))))Iti dai seama ca o fi zis si...WOOW....pe bune? :))))Iti dai seama ca o fi zis si nenea.."lasa ca m-am scos...asta pica repede, cand imi vede jeep-ul!!!" Stii ce e naspa? Ca sunt multe care ar fi "picat"....hehehehe...probabil d'aia a avut omul tupeu...avea antecedente!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8752459140000368667.post-46936684512428237682010-08-11T17:45:41.252+03:002010-08-11T17:45:41.252+03:00@Gabriela- Eu sunt sigura ca Matizache al meu nu s...@Gabriela- Eu sunt sigura ca Matizache al meu nu se da la fund! :Piuliahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14829809611509181552noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8752459140000368667.post-3053185394377717012010-08-11T17:24:48.189+03:002010-08-11T17:24:48.189+03:00Ce tare...jeep gay...mda, se pare ca odata cu vars...Ce tare...jeep gay...mda, se pare ca odata cu varsta acumulam si tot mai multa prostie...unii! :pBumblebeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18380253545960190173noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8752459140000368667.post-979394685988866682010-08-11T17:18:24.238+03:002010-08-11T17:18:24.238+03:00E na, si n-ai auzit de jeep gay ? :))E na, si n-ai auzit de jeep gay ? :))gabrielahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09279266639830296065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8752459140000368667.post-29656581747764287742010-08-11T17:16:51.992+03:002010-08-11T17:16:51.992+03:00@gabriela- Am mai zis-o si o repet. Matizache e ba...@gabriela- Am mai zis-o si o repet. Matizache e barbat! :))iuliahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14829809611509181552noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8752459140000368667.post-27778476952250105802010-08-11T16:43:54.684+03:002010-08-11T16:43:54.684+03:00Ei si tu acuma. Poate voia doar sa va imprieteniti...Ei si tu acuma. Poate voia doar sa va imprieteniti masinile:D O fi jeepul singur si nefericit:))gabrielahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09279266639830296065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8752459140000368667.post-15623167970118884542010-08-11T14:50:39.496+03:002010-08-11T14:50:39.496+03:00@Serginho- Da, dar cand a vazut ca nu il bag in se...@Serginho- Da, dar cand a vazut ca nu il bag in seama normal era sa se potoleasca.iuliahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14829809611509181552noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8752459140000368667.post-38425526228757947452010-08-11T14:48:52.742+03:002010-08-11T14:48:52.742+03:00deci... jalnic. O fi zis ca e vreuna dintre fufele...deci... jalnic. O fi zis ca e vreuna dintre fufele alea care se sacrifica pentru o plimbare cu masina si cativa banuti. Doamne iarta-i.Serginhohttp://serginho.infonoreply@blogger.com